mynewurl:

mynewurl:

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

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catastrophic-success:

terpsikeraunos:

on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.

hey man i think you might just be dumb

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leonardi-dicaprisun:

sweethotnight:

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

the anniversary of this legend

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badgerofthebarricades:

edgebug:

deaddboy:

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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lesbianshepard:

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

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candybisous:

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carnival-phantasm:

1kpenny:

teathattast:

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Lost in the sauce

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silk101:

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radicaleftist:

“have you ever skipped breakfast”

Me, who only eats once a day: mayhaps

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everchanging-flower:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

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horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

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my son

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flowury:
“someone get me this mf shirt so i can be the dirty hippie i am
”

flowury:

someone get me this mf shirt so i can be the dirty hippie i am

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RARE PICTURES OF EEYORE SMILING

castielsteenwolf:

pooh-and-friends:

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Good post OP

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tchaikovskaya:

this is a decorative pillow hate blog if u think having 34 little useless uncomfortable pillows in front of the pillows u actually sleep on is a good idea fucking unfollow me

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